ic contact.

[jawdacity]

to be prettified.

Comments

[jawdacity]

wow i didn't know you could text in more than
monosyllables
im impressed
thanks

[ wish u were here is typed and summarily deleted three times until he sets his phone back down on his desk. ]

[freed]

[ things like 'i was thinking about you the other day' and 'are you doing okay' and 'i mean it -- i hope you're happy, i really do' just aren't in his actual vernacular. they aren't in most peoples' really, if they're being honest. it's easier to fall on canned phrases. but when haru bothers to text in something other than an emergency situation, it's fairly significant... ]

i didn't know what to get you.

[ a small, quiet statement. straightforward. unhappy. ]

[jawdacity]

guess who beat your best free time by 0.1 secs yesterday
that counts as a gift

[freed]

no it doesn't.

[ because saying: how do you know that's STILL my best seems in poor taste on his birthday... ]

[jawdacity]

[ why you gotta be like that ]

it's my birthday i get to choose what counts

[freed]

it's not a real gift.

[ ADAMANT. stubborn dolphin mule basically ]

[jawdacity]

[ WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIS ]

ok fine
i'll go eat an 8 course meal at some fancy french restaurant
you can pay the tab when i get back to japan

[freed]

you can't eat 8 courses...

[jawdacity]

i'll start a foodfight w all that i can't eat
work for you?

1/2

[freed]

when you come back, i can cook for you.

[freed]

more than mackerel.

1/2

[jawdacity]

seriously?
i didn't think you knew how to cook anything else

[ he's joking he's joking ]

[jawdacity]

sounds great to me
i kinda hate french food anyway

1/2

[freed]

...

[freed]

i know.

[ regarding the french, that is ]

[jawdacity]

[ haha.... haha.... that's cute, haru ]

so
what's on the menu

[freed]

[ SHUT UP ]

surprise.

[jawdacity]

[ don't wanna ]

what
but it's already my birthday

[freed]

[ gonna file your teeth ]

but you're not here.

[jawdacity]

[ you're gonna get bitten ]

so what

[freed]

[ /FILES LIKE A PRO ]

i can't cook for you if you're not here.

[jawdacity]

[ bites all your pretty kpop fingers off ]

you can still tell me what you're gonna cook

[freed]

[ he CAN'T COOK FOR U w/o those, sharkboy..... accurate descriptor tho... ]

no.

[jawdacity]

[ haven't you seen those documentaries where people learn to do everything with their feet ]

now you're just being stubborn

[freed]

[ oh my god no ]

no..

[ ........reduced to one word....answer...s....one word...SAME WORD....answer...s.... ]